Top 10 Funniest Cold Calls Ever

Dealing with cold callers is one of life’s evils – unless you’ve signed up to the Telephone Preference Service!

Expert Market recently spoke to over 2,000 people to find out about their telemarketing experiences. Our research found that over 75% of people have been harassed by a relentless cold-calling company at least once.

We also asked people to share their funniest and worst cold calling experiences.

As you might expect, the results varied from the downright hilarious to the extremely dark, with many stories describing cold-callers getting angry enough to shout and swear. Some even went as far as calling people back to further insult them after being hung up on.

Respondents were also quick to share the bizarre product pitches they had listened to, which included pencils, eggs and ‘bungalow stairs.’ In a more depressing turn, numerous people had picked up the phone only to be confronted with requests to speak to deceased relatives, with callers often refusing to believe that they are no longer around.

Despite this, we want to keep the mood as light as possible. You can find our top 10 cold calling stories below:

Top 10 Funniest Cold Calls

1. The Old Mistaken Identity Call


2. The Surprise News Call


3. The World’s Worst Marketing Call


4. The ‘What Are You Doing Friday Night?’ Call


5. The Shaking My Head Call


6. The Egg Call


7. The Cold-Caller Is An Evil Genius Call


8. The Technology of the Future Call


9. The Declaration of Love Call


10. The I Promise You I’m Not Philip Call


What’s Next?

If you’re tired of being cold called, you should think about signing up to the Telephone Preference Service (TPS). This adds your phone number to a database that prevents you from being contacted by strangers.

However, If you’re interested in finding out more about legitimate telemarketing services for your business, then you should check out the articles below and fill in the form at the top of the page.

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